The Craziest Excuses We've Used for Missing Work

The Craziest Excuses We’ve Used for Missing Work

The Craziest Excuses We’ve Used for Missing Work

Someone asked Reddit for the craziest excuses they’ve seen for missing work. Here are the highlights.

1. A guy didn’t show up on Valentine’s Day because he thought it was a federal holiday.

2. “I flushed my car keys down the toilet.”

3. “Chipmunks filled my truck’s engine with walnuts.”

4. A woman with long nails shoved her finger up her nose while exfoliating and sliced it open.

5. Someone’s coworker called out because she ran out of toilet paper.

6. A woman called off work because there was a big bug outside her door. But it turned out it was just a piece of string.

7. “I ate a whole log of cookie dough.”

8. A woman found a huge human DOOKIE on her driver’s side seat.

9. “I got bit on the finger by a squirrel while tossing a coffee cup into a parking garage trashcan.”

10. “I can’t work because Zayn left One Direction.”

The Craziest Excuses We’ve Used for Missing Work